THE BLOG OF JESS

Hello. I had a wonderful time on Wednesday at Bailey's. The day went down like this:

8AM(ish): Woke up
11:30(ish): Rode my bike to Bailey's place. We then rode over to QuickChek. But we also got lost trying to get to QuickChek, making a few wrong turns...heh...
At QC we bought two packs of soda, Coca-Cola & Sprite, we got more of that delicious booty, I grabbed some lemonade, and we got some saltine crackers. The total cost was roughly $18. We split the price.
We didn't quite think things through upon arriving to the place, and we had to figure out how we were going to get those big pack back to Bailey's place. There's a little shelf-thing on the back of Bailey's bike, so she put the two packs on the back of there, and held it down with her hand. It actually worked, but was pretty risky. At one point, Bailey tried switching her hand, and almost dropped the coke. When I saw it loose, I screamed "THE COKE!!!" very loudly. I wonder what the people who were just hanging out in their homes thought when they heard me yell that.
We arrived at Bailey's place safely, and we devoured the delicious booty. MMmmm I love that booty. Like, why does it taste so good? 
I took note on how we got to QuickChek, and hopefully I'd be able to go there myself and buy more booty. We finished the bag of booty around noonish, and at the point, I decided I should go home. 
Prior to 5pm: I was preparing to hang out at Bailey's dad's place. The last time I was there, I was basically dying from my allergies. I took every precaution I could. Upon waking up, I took one form of allergy medication. Taking the safe route, Around this time, I took another form of allergy medication. I also packed a roll of toilet paper (my house is out of tissues...), Benadryl, and my inhaler. If I started feeling anything allergy-related, I had what was needed to help. I was ready.
5pm: Marianna arrived at my place around this time, giving me lift to Bailey's. When we got to Bailey's place at 5:15 (the exact time she told us to be there), no cars were in the drive way. We assumed that no one was home, so we were willing to just sit out on her deck and wait. When we stepped out of the car, Bailey popped out of the door, and waved at us. Oh, she was home, hahaha. When we got inside, I saw that Bailey had already had the place set up to play True American. 
Soon, Vicki had also arrived, and surprised us with her wonderful Pikachu onesie It was adorable and awesome. 
With the majority of the herd that was attending (Rosa at the zoo, Amy recovering from an illness), Bailey showed us a presentation on how to play True American. 
More things we did was make 'Popnies', a merging of popcorn and brownies. We totally winged the recipe. We popped popcorn, and then poured brownie mix onto the popcorn. 
As that was cooking, we got emotional over Destiel (uguhiuahfioasjdfoia). ALLSSOO we listened to the Frozen soundtrack. Did I ever talk about Frozen? Idk, I've only watched it once, while Bailey and Vicki are nutty over it. A lot of peopled loved it. Idk, I liked it, but didn't love it, because I'm a butt. Once the popnies finished baking in the oven, we found out that it actually tasted good! I like it! I took a whole chunk with me when I had to go home. We also had some pizza.
8pm(ish): Rosa finally arrives with a liter of rootbeer to be the King in True American. So then, it was TIME FOR THE DREADED GAME TO COMMENCE! (I am not going to explain the rules, it's very complicated)
First, we had to determine who was going to be the President. To do this, shotgun contest. 
Bailey, Marianna, and Rosa all took part in this, while Vicki and I watched in the sidelines. It wasn't that important to me to become president. 
Rosa ended up winning the shotgun contest.

With our President Rosa inaugurated, she appointed me as Vice-President, even though the VP does basically nothing. It was nice to have the title. The game begun. 1, 2, 3, 4, JFK! FDR! 
We tried out the piggybacking rule, with me riding on Bailey and Marianna. Seeing as how troublesome it was, Rosa changed the rules to just hugging it out if we landed on the same space. With Marianna to my side on a chair, Rosa yelled again "1, 2, 3, 4, JFK!" We all respond with "FDR!" And had to chug & finish our can of soda. That was awful. Vicki and I had the most trouble finished ours. We did manage to do it. "ALL TRASH BELONGS...." "IN THE JUNKYARD!!" All empty cans are thrown into the designated junkyard (it was a recycling bin). The game progresses, and Marianna gets out. I was astonished when she did want to get back in, and chugged a whole can to do it. Wow. Marianna was also the first to use the Wings of an Eagle to use the bathroom. 
Eventually everyone was feeling sick to their stomachs, not certain that we could actually drink so much soda. Rosa made the executive decision (which she ultimately regretted) to void 5 cans of soda, so we all had one less can to drink. 
The game, about 30 minutes later, came to an end. Rosa almost won, but wasn't able to finish her can of soda in time. Bailey won when she got to a center zone, chugged the remaining of her can, and took a happy(?) swig of the King. Game over. 
The end result of the game:
Drinks drunken: 
Bailey - One can from shotgunning, Three in game... Total: 4
Marianna - One from shotgunning, Three in game, One to get back in... Total: 5
Rosa - One from shotgunning, Four(?) in game... Total: 5
Vicki - Two in game... Total: 2
Jess - Two in game... Total: 2

Here is the youtube video (edited by Bailey):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc9ZCrnSmyI

Yeah, Vicki and I play hardcore.
Bailey was throwing up in her mouth a bunch of times, and the acid from her stomach made her throat swell up. Rosa was fine, drinking another can of soda afterwards. Rosa and I both wished the game went on for longer. I expected it to be an hour+ long game. I had to go to the bathroom about 4 times within the same hour. Marianna and Vicki, too. 
So, yeah... True American was very fun thinking back on it, but we felt like death playing it. 
To calm our booties after that insane game, we watched 3 episodes of New Girl, and then started a horror movie. Silence Hill or something. It was nearing midnight though, so my dad picked me up to go home at 11:30ish.

That was my day at Bailey's! Thanks for reading.
-Jess