Hello. Um... okay. Let me get something strait.
January, February, March, and some of April.... winter weather. Snow, frigid air, cold winter. And then it's May. And all of a sudden, the weather changes from 30-50 degree weather to 70 all of a sudden????? What???? MOTHER FREAKING NATURE. GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER. THERE IS STILL ONE MONTH UNTIL ACTUAL SUMMER. 

This 2014 weather, though. It's very interesting....

Thanks for reading.
- Jess

Hello. Um... can anyone tell me what's up with this crazy weather that's been going on so far this year? Mother Nature seems to have a liking towards snow. January-March was insane snow all the time, and the absolute coldest temperatures recorded in North America. THE NIAGARA FALLS FROZE. How does a giant mass of water such as the great lakes, and the Niagara Falls freeze? Also, it SNOWED in Egypt. The Great Pyramids of Giza were blanketed in snow. Ridiculous. Meanwhile in Australia, the weather's so hot, your flip flops could melt off your feet. Literally.
Spring has finally come a while ago, and you know how many times it has snowed since? I believe twice. Last week was so nice and warm, I thought this snow nonsense was behind us. NOPE. I don't know what's up, what's down. Can't tell my left and right apart. It's just a grand spankin' mess.

Thanks for reading. Just thought I'd record this crazy weather.
-Jess

Hello. Today is the anniversary of my birth. How exciting. 
Today was pretty good, besides the fact that it is THE COLDEST DAY IN ALL OVER AMERICA IN 40 YEARS. Geez. 
The highlights of my day:

Hello. So typically, I do not receive dreams. But you know what new thing is happening to me? I've been getting dreams! But they are so weird. I guess that's an okay thing. But I just woke up from nap, where in the dream, I starred in an extremely inspirational movie where I was curling my hair perfectly while on the phone with someone, saying inspirational words that I don't remember, and then out of frustration of getting my hair perfectly curled, and the constant burning of hair, I started burning post-it notes with my hair curler. Only it wouldn't burn. It would just appear wet, with the ink on it blend a little. And then on the clouds (because it has been very cloudy this week) was a large projection of the TARDIS and everyone in town hailed it. And that was the end of that dream.
Interesting. I know.
I suddenly have an urge to study up on the psychology of dreams. I think I will proceed in doing just that.
-Jess

HELLO. For the longest time, it has been all cloudy and rainy. What is up with that. This is the fall. This is not the time for cloudy rainy-ness. It is the time for light breezes and a whole boat-load of crunchy leaves to annihilate. This rain is not enjoyable.
I'd make this longer, but yeah, no. I will just leave it at that.
- Jess

Hello. Holy crap today was freaking HOT! 
I genuinely believed that the weather was beginning to get cooler. Nope. In retrospect, it is still technically summer, so I should not have anticipated fall weather just yet. 
Today, I wore a long sleeved button down blue flannel shirt. I left it unbuttoned, showing a navy blue tank top underneath. Along with this, I wore regular dark washed denim jeans, and plain back shoes. In this outfit, I do not doubt that I looked like some person who spends a lot of time in the streets, and cannot afford fitting clothing. I did not mention that my shirt, although it was the smallest size, was still big on me. Hrumph. 

Yeah, so long sleeved shirt + hot weather = sad face.