Hello.
A brief summary of my weekend, the start of March.
Saturday, March 1st: Went to see the school's play for Spamalot. I need to say, IT WAS THE BEST PLAY I'VE SEEN EVER. I love love love love love love love love love it. Hilarious. I wish that I were in it though, it is, as I have mentioned before, based off of my favorite movie. But I loved watching the performance. The whole His Name Is Lancelot number was so fantastic. The guy had a magenta tank top on and a silver, glittery codpiece. UGH. SO GREAT. The gayness in it seemed to be well received, which pleases me. In the end, Lancelot got married to Herbert. I don't have a link to the video from my school's play, but here's one from another school's high school performance.
Sunday, March 2nd: Got pissed off by this guy who I seriously do hate. Like, his jokes are insults to other people. SHUT UP. SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT NARCISSISTIC PAPER CLIP. YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE BECAUSE YOU FIND WAYS TO DEMEAN THEM TO BE LOWER THAN YOU. IF HANNIBAL LECTER WERE TO COME TO TOWN, YOU WOULD BE FIRST ON HIS LIST TO BE EATEN.
Yep, so with this anger, I made him in the Sims 3, and made him as miserable as possible in a mere 5-6 Sim days (1 minute = 1 sim hour). This is the story of Aaron.
I made him into a sim, and gave him the flannel shirt and pattern-clashing suspenders. For fun, I also covered him in butterfly tattoos, because I can. For his girlfriend, I just used a premade sim.
In the game, this is basically what went down.
Gf got preggo. Aaron got job in politics. Aaron & gf got engaged. GF cheated on Aaron. Aaron found out. GF had baby. GF broke up with Aaron, leaving him with their daughter, BrittanyLarry. Aaron is now a wreck. He stops going to work, doesn't pay his bills, and pays 0 attention to his daughter. He eats his weight+ in ice cream. I don't let him throw out his garbage. The house is littered. Because he doesn't pay his bills, the repoman stops by and repossesses a few of his things, including a garbage bin and a couch. Soon after, a social worker comes by and takes BrittanyLarry away because she was lonely and starving. Feeling utterly upset due to being betrayed, having child taken away, gaining hella weight, have a disgusting home, have furniture repossessed, and pissing himself and fainting in said piss multiple times, Aaron eats more ice cream. The next day, He skips work once again. By the end of his shift, he gets a call and, oopsies! He gets FIRED. Utterly distressed, he drowns himself in a pool.
Also the Oscars happened today. I didn't watch it, but Ellen beat the record for most retweets of a photo as of yet. Here is said photo.
Thanks for reading.
-Jess
