THE BLOG OF JESS

HELLO. EMOTIONS. SAD. MAD. HAPPY. ALL OF IT. ALL OF THE EMOTIONS. SPOILERS

ROBIN AND BARNEY ONLY LASTED 3 YEARS???????? REALLY???? I SHIPPED THEM!
ROBIN WHY DO YOU DO THAT. I WANT TO CRY. WHY DO YOU DRIFT.
MARSHALL AND LILY HAVE A THIRD KID AWWWWW.
TED AND THE MOTHER, WHOSE NAME WE FINALLY KNOW, IT'S TRACY, THEY HAVE 2 KIDS AND THEN GET MARRIED.
AND THEN BARNEY GETS #31 PREGNANT.
AND THEN HE FINDS HIS ACTUAL LOVE OF HIS LIFE, NOT ROBIN, OR NORA, OR THAT STRIPPER... I FORGOT HER NAME. NO. HE FINDS HIS LOVE IN HIS DAUGHTER, ELLIE, WHICH IS ADORABLE. AND AT THAT POINT I START REALLY CRYING.
AND THEN TRACY DIES???????????????????????????? SHE IS DEAD?????????
I START CRYING SOME MORE.
AFTER ALL THAT, THEY WERE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER. THEY WERE PROBABLY MARRIED FOR AROUND A DECADE, WHICH IS GREAT. BUT WHY DID THEY HAVE TO KILL HER. SHE WAS PERFECT. HOW DID SHE EVEN GET SICK. WHAT WAS SHE SICK WITH. 
AND THEN TED AND ROBIN????? WHAT/????? I GUESS IT SORT OF MAKES SENSE... BUT THEY HAD ME SHIPPING ROBIN WITH BARNEY SINCE SEASON 3???? WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS TO ME???? 

Okay, I guess I get it... life is sort of like this. Unpredictable. A bunch of plot twists. People drift... people who you never thought wouldn't make it, don't make it. My friend Crystal recently broke up with her boyfriend of two years, Marcus. And I shipped them as well. But, even though they seemed pretty perfect... yeah, they didn't make it. 
And even though Robin isn't the perfectest match for Ted... even though Ted and Tracy were so perfect for each other.... unexpected things do happen. And you need to move on to the next best thing. Robin. 
It was touching, and I hella cried. 
I'm still kind of upset over Robin and Barney not making it. They were so fab. So let's see... 2016 will be the year Robin and Barney break up. Ugh. Oh, I'll be graduating from High School in that year. 
This show... killed me. Now I am ready for that spin-off. I hear it'll be called "How I Met Your Dad". Here's to hoping that it'll live up to the How I Met Your Mother's legendary series. I'm up to being a loyal viewer. 

Ugh. 

Thanks for reading.
-Jess