THE BLOG OF JESS

Hello. So, I recently got into this tv show titled 'New Girl'. Basically, the main character, Jessica Day, moves into a loft with 3 other guys, and it's fabulous. 
I really love watching this show. Real easy to marathon. I haven't marathoned a tv show since Hannibal, late spring last year. This is nice. Bailey and I are the only two of the pandacat crew watching it, currently, and we are just fangirling back and forth about it. I will not spoil anything, so you can just go ahead and watch it yourself.
Thanks for reading.
-Jess

Hello. It is Sunday, March 9th, and my dear friend, Bailey, invited me out to go bike riding! I agreed, and she came by my house with her brother, RJ. My bike was still at Amy's place from GISHWHES, so we had to go over to her place to get my bike. Bailey insisted of taking the long way to avoid the youths a few houses from my house. While walking there, I showed off my Schmidt-style parkour, and ended up slipping and falling in mud, which was both funny and a little uncomfortable. 
We got to Amy's place, and it turns out that Amy had a little party going on at her place. Tyler Nappi, Ginger Justin, Rosa, and Amy were all hanging out there. We were nearing her house, and I hear Amy yelling "FRIENDS!!" I look up, and see her with the aforementioned people looking out from her bedroom window. Almost everyone rushed downstairs and outside to greet us. Amy assisted me on getting my bike, and it was nice being reunited with that thing. There was a yellow feather from the wooster suit Vicki and I made for Bailey for GISHWHES, so that was a nice reminder of that fantastic Tuesday. 
Sadly, my tires were totally flat. Bailey, RJ and I soon departed after I got my bike, and Amy and Rosa and the others bade us farewell. The three of us headed to I think Bailey's mom's house or something... it's like Bailey has 3 houses, it's hard to keep track on what's happening... did her mom move to a different house? IDK... to get my tires pumped. It's really difficult riding a bike with flat tires, I should mention. So laborious. My thighs could barely handle it. We finally got there, and the deed was done, my tires were pumped. It was so much faster and easier to ride, my thighs were grateful. 
Under request of RJ, we headed over to a store called QuickChek. It didn't take long to get there. When we got off our bikes, we realized how cold it was outside when we noticed that our legs were practically numb from the cold. At QC, RJ was kind enough to buy our little group drinks, I got lemonade, Bailey coke, RJ... some sort of tea thing. We also got the Booty. RJ payed for the things, and we headed outside to devour our Booty. 

Bailey and the Booty.

Hello. You know what I want to know? What am I going to do with my life. What do I aspire to be? Before, I wanted to be a cop/FBI agent. I've changed my mind, deciding that I don't wanna do that anymore. Now, I'm thinking, what do I like at school? English class, yes... Also Art History. Maybe... maybe I'd like to work at a museum when I grow older? I think this marking period, my Art History class will be going to the Metropolitan Museum in New York, New York. If I like that... maybe I'll look into it. I do enjoy looking and learning about art, maybe I could make a career out of it? Right now, I feel like working at a museum is one of the most plausible careers I can think of for me. I mean, I can see myself as an Art Historian of some sort. 
Thanks for reading.
-Jess 

Hello. So, on Saturday, I will be completing the next step of my personal 'Mission:Drive'. As previously stated, I have already passed the state exam, and now I need to learn how to operate a car, and get my licence. Well guess what?? I am, at last, going to be learning how to do the driving this Saturday. I'll be getting all 6 hours completed at once, so by the end of the day, I'll have my permit. SO, by Sunday, maybe my parents would let me practice driving to church? Omg, that sounds really scary... awesome... but scary. Like, this is going to be a milestone in my life. I also need to get on making the mix CD for myself. I've complied a bunch of songs into a playlist around the beginning of the school year so I can have the perfect soundtrack as I learn how to drive. Again, this is a milestone event. I needs to have the appropriate soundtrack very low in the background. Ahh this is so cool. ALSO, my dearest friend, Amy, will be getting her permit the same day as me. She already did 3 hours last week, she only needs one more to be permit-worthy. By the time of her birthday, about, she should be all good to get an actual driver's licence. Ohhhh man. I know who I'm getting to drive me around, haha. Wow. Growing up is happening.
Thanks for reading!
-Jess

Hello. 
A brief summary of my weekend, the start of March.
Saturday, March 1st: Went to see the school's play for Spamalot. I need to say, IT WAS THE BEST PLAY I'VE SEEN EVER. I love love love love love love love love love it. Hilarious. I wish that I were in it though, it is, as I have mentioned before, based off of my favorite movie. But I loved watching the performance. The whole His Name Is Lancelot number was so fantastic. The guy had a magenta tank top on and a silver, glittery codpiece. UGH. SO GREAT. The gayness in it seemed to be well received, which pleases me. In the end, Lancelot got married to Herbert. I don't have a link to the video from my school's play, but here's one from another school's high school performance.
Sunday, March 2nd: Got pissed off by this guy who I seriously do hate. Like, his jokes are insults to other people. SHUT UP. SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT NARCISSISTIC PAPER CLIP. YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE BECAUSE YOU FIND WAYS TO DEMEAN THEM TO BE LOWER THAN YOU. IF HANNIBAL LECTER WERE TO COME TO TOWN, YOU WOULD BE FIRST ON HIS LIST TO BE EATEN. 
Yep, so with this anger, I made him in the Sims 3, and made him as miserable as possible in a mere 5-6 Sim days (1 minute = 1 sim hour). This is the story of Aaron. 
I made him into a sim, and gave him the flannel shirt and pattern-clashing suspenders. For fun, I also covered him in butterfly tattoos, because I can. For his girlfriend, I just used a premade sim. 
In the game, this is basically what went down.
Gf got preggo. Aaron got job in politics. Aaron & gf got engaged. GF cheated on Aaron. Aaron found out. GF had baby. GF broke up with Aaron, leaving him with their daughter, BrittanyLarry. Aaron is now a wreck. He stops going to work, doesn't pay his bills, and pays 0 attention to his daughter. He eats his weight+ in ice cream. I don't let him throw out his garbage. The house is littered. Because he doesn't pay his bills, the repoman stops by and repossesses a few of his things, including a garbage bin and a couch. Soon after, a social worker comes by and takes BrittanyLarry away because she was lonely and starving. Feeling utterly upset due to being betrayed, having child taken away, gaining hella weight, have a disgusting home, have furniture repossessed, and pissing himself and fainting in said piss multiple times, Aaron eats more ice cream. The next day, He skips work once again. By the end of his shift, he gets a call and, oopsies! He gets FIRED. Utterly distressed, he drowns himself in a pool.


Also the Oscars happened today. I didn't watch it, but Ellen beat the record for most retweets of a photo as of yet. Here is said photo.